I didn’t get a chance to watch the inauguration live because I was in court (again) dealing with child placement issues and child support. I married a jackass and I bore him children. There’s nothing I can do about that now.

I was driving home feeling very ticked off that I missed watching history in the making. During my 20 minute drive home from the courthouse, my friends started sending me celebratory text messages with comments like:

“Hell yeah! President Obama. Adios Bush!”

“We got us a new President. Finally!”

“This happy day calls for a happy dance.”

“God Bless America!” (Normally, I roll my eyes when I see that comment. Today I didn’t.)

What I was most proud of today is that the voice of pissed off gay America didn’t drown out the excitement of history in the making.

Congratulations, Mr. President.

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